Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikhao haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 752 views
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