The more you read and

observe about this Politics thing,

you got to admit that each party

is worse than the other.



The one that.s out always looks the best.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 867 views

Sache dil se dua

Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kya tum jail gaye ho?

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Chor-Ji Nahi,
Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej
Dete Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kesa lgta hai

Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung

Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye

Ap ko tham le Or kahe

Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Madam to santa

Madam to santa-Translate it to eng"Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal" Santa's rply -"Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager

Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.

Husband: You Bastard! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)