Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 765 views

A man went to his lawyer

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman dies

A woman died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to her, "Before you enter, can you tell me God's first name?" She thought for a moment and then said, "Andy." St. Peter was astonished and asked, "How did you come up with Andy?" "Well," the woman replied, " we sing it in church all the time.

Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells me I am his own."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Time will Pass

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko

Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha

Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”

Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”

Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cheating

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay. :p :D

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)