Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
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