Who Is The Male Of Duck?
Teacher:
Who Is The Male Of Duck?
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Sardar:
Frog
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Teacher:
Why?
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Sardar:
Because Frog Is
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“MANDUCK”:-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 743 views
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