Railway Interviewer And Santa
Railway Interviewer To Santa.
Interviewer: “Agar Do Gaadiyaan
Ek Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge?”
Santa: “Jee, Red Light Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Red Light Na Ho To?”
Santa: “Torch Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Torch Na Ho To?”
Santa: “Apni Red Shirt Utaar Kar Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Shirt Bhi Red Na Hui To?”
Santa: “Fir Main Apne Bua Ke Ladke Ko Bulaunga”
Interviewer Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Santa: “Jee, Usne Kabhi Trainon Ki Takkar Nahi Dekhi Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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