btao wo konsi
Wife Sitaray Dekhte Hue Boli:
Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai
Jo Tum Roz Dekhtay Ho Lekin Torr Nahi Saktay? ^_^
Husband:
Tumhara mooh -.- …
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 532 views
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