main tumhain day kr
Husband:
Me Tmhain Talaaq De kr
Dosri Shadi Kru Ga…
Wife:MGr Q.?
Husband:
Imran khan Ne kaha hai
Khush Haali K liye”Tabdeeli”Zauri
ha..
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 1063 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
...
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???
Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
'
'
'
'
'
'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai. Aur mangte hai to inkar karte hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls
Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching Daily serial
Husband: Who is she ??
.
.
.
Wife: dont disturb me…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.
Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi
Banta-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez Doctor se:
Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.
Doctr: wo aasman per kya hai?
Mariz: chand
Dr: ty mama hor is to agy farishtyan nu wekhna e :p
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.
They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.
"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the first man.
The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"
He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.
"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress!"
The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."
He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said - "Small world isn't it!"
by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)
Saas:aj meri beti khamosh kiun baithi hai
Damaad:kuch nai light gai howi thi is ne lipstick mangi me ne elfi de di isi waja se naraz hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)