Niddo Piya Karo
1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K
1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…
Sardar:
NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views
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