Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay
SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?
BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 817 views
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03123456789
Ye Mera New Numbr
save..
Mat kar Lena
Pagal
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ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti he
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Warna bezti pakki..
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