Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 950 views

A college pizza delivery

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.

The lad smiled and said, 'applied psychology..!!'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Intelligent Santa

All Scientists Fail To Answer This But Santa Rocks.

Question: “Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?”

Ans: “Besan Ke Pakode“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Pathan
Ans. Mard
Q k Mardon Main
UMar Sharif
Nawaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif
HaMza Sharif
Jab k aurton Me sirf
Babra Shrif
aur
Amna Sharif

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pati Ke Liye Best Ilaaz

Pati Ke Kafi Jyada Beemar Hone Ki Wajah Se Biwi Usko Shahar Ke Top Doctor Ke Pass Le Kar Gayi

Doctor Ne Checkup Karne Ke Baad Patni Ko Kuch Goliya Di Aur Bola

Doctor: “Aapke Pati Ko Aaram Ki Jaroorat Hai, Ye Lijiye Nind Ki Goliya”

Aurat: “Ye Main Unhe Kab Kab Doon?”

Doctor: “Ye Unko Nahi Aapko Leni Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj BV ne bohat mara

Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)