Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me
Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me dubne se bachaya tha usne fasi laga li hai.
banta:pagal hai kya use toh maine sukhne k liye tang diya tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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