Sardar
Sardar and Bomb Joke
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1196 views
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