Baap bête khana kha rahay the
Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1399 views
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