Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen ''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''
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