Techr studnt se: khali jaga fil kro

900 choohe kha kr Billi _____chali.

Stdnt:900 chohe kha kr Billi slow slow chali.

Techr (Ghusse se): khare ho jao, mazaq krte ho..??

Stdnt: mis ye B maine Aap ka dil rkhne k lye keh dya wrna 900 chohay kha kr Billi ka Baap b nahi chal skta...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 909 views

pathan

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy ...
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai

by nabeel (few years ago!)

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se
kaha, aapne aurat ko itna sundar
kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse
pyaar kar sako.”

Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna
bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki
wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan saw a man stealing purse

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Eyesight is Perfect

Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say something nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pappu In Lift

pappu In Lift.. Girl : Mehnga Perfume Laga K Lift Me Ayi, Or pappu Ko Akad K Boli Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
.
2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
Perfume"rs.7000 ­ .. :)
.
Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or Khuch
Smell Aayi
.
Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda Or pappu Ko Dekhne Lagi... :
.
pappu With Smile:- "Muli" 14 Rupey
Kilo.....
.
pappu Madhosh Ladkiya Behosh.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)