TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 779 views

Shadi Shuda Mard

Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay
hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat
hoti hai………….=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi

Boyfriend: Darling mein kal tumhaare ghar gaya tha but lagta hai

hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi

Girlfriend: Oh no kyun? papa se mile they kya ?

kya boley woh.

Boyfriend: Nahi, tumhaari behan se milaa tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA

Sardar: Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he

Pathan: Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta ki search

Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.

Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?

Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)