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Boy: “Plz Kal Le, Teko Eclaires Dunga”

Girl: “Isiliye To Ni Kanni, Kisi Aul Se Dairymilk Me Baat Ho Gayi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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