Kg Class Ke Ek Chote Se
Kg Class Ke Ek Chote Se Bachhe Ne Apne Sath Padti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Mari
Boy: “Tu Mujhse Shaadi Kalegi?”
Girl: “Nahi”
Boy: “Kal Le Na”
Girl: “Nahi Na, Main Ni Kalungi”
Boy: “Plz Kal Le, Teko Eclaires Dunga”
Girl: “Isiliye To Ni Kanni, Kisi Aul Se Dairymilk Me Baat Ho Gayi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Sardar Jee Sochtay Rahay
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Saari Zindagee Sochtay Rahay
Aur
Sochtay Sochtay Maar Gaay
Keh Agar Meri Sister Kay 2 Bhai Hain To Mera 1 Kiyoon Hai
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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge
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FAQIR: Kuch khana De do
MAF KARO BABA
FAQIR:Kuch To Do
Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJao
FAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi
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Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls
Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching Daily serial
Husband: Who is she ??
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Wife: dont disturb me…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tacher:chahe nusan de hai ya faida mand?
Student:agr free mil jae to faidamand aur agr pilani pare to bahut nusan de hai.
by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)
Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya Biwi k bich kuch fight chal rhi he. Aap 1bar jaiye na
Husbnd:Me 1 do bar gya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student?
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Ans: FACEBOOK
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)