Saas:
Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 2 Akkhen Di
Chawal Se Pathar Nahi Nikal Sakti?

Bahu:
Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 32 Dant Diye
2-4 Pathar Nahi Chaba Sakti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Why Are You Under Tension?

Examiner:
Why Are You Under Tension?
Did U Forget Admit Card, ID, Or Calculator?

Studnt:
No Sir! By Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrow
Exam's Cheating Material Today:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fool Apney Bhai Se:

Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?
Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

student

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)