12 Boys planed to propose a girl
12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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