Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish
tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in
yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1004 views

Liquid Turns Solid on Heating

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa checked his girlfriend

Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
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Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Crazy Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)