Maulvi jamat kara raha tha us ki hawa nikal gai maulvi ne namaz pori parha di jab salam pheera to pathan peche baitha tha
pathan: wah ustad pancher k bawojod bi manzil tak puncha dia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 933 views

Aasyria and Malika

Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan:
Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha
paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai

Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai
Dr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lawyer in the plane

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

'All set back here, Captain,' came the reply, 'except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)