Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C
Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9
A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata
hai:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1153 views

Santa Was In Shopping Store

Santa Was In Shopping Store

Salesman : Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?

Santa : No Thanx
I Know How Many Pockets I Have

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner. 
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven? 

Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lottery Of Rs 5 Crore

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HUM SE SHAADI KARO

EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO
TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan and blood test

Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

Pathan: Blood Test

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)