PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 711 views

Janu kidar ho

Africa mein:

Aik kale ne kali larki se

andhari raat mein, samandar ke kinare

romantic mood me pocha
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Janu kidar ho nazar ni a rahe ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Begam ek cup garma-garam

013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
do
jara..
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher : Which is more important to us

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don’t need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
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Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AaHo

Admi:Yar ye AAHO kon Log bolty h

Sardr:Bhai ye Jo PeNdu unParh jahil Gawar LoO hoty h wo Bolty H

Admi:Acha Aap Parhy Likhy HeN

Srdar:AaHo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)