Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 950 views

Woman In Heaven

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy vs girl

Boy:bus aur girl aik jaisi hoti hain aik jati hai dusri aa jati hai.

Girl:boy aur autoricksha 1 jaise hote hain aik bulao 4 aa jate hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

mera paisa nikal

Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal!
Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator.
Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikal!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne

Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?

Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tandarost hogaye hain

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)