1000 ka note
Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?
Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?
Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!
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