Mom Papa bahut sharif he
Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he to apni ek aankh bandh kar lete he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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