Matlbi dost
Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr
matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de
samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 794 views
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