Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 554 views

active pasive me diff btao

Teacher: active pasive me diff btao

Studnt: active> tere mast mast 2 ne’en mere dil ka le gai chain

Passve> mere dil ka le gai chain tere mast mast 2 ne’en.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

tum meray liye aik Mobile

tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,
Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,
mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,
hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di.

Compouder:
Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di?

Doctor:
Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay
100 Dafa Sochay Ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Purchasing New Brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur use samjhaya ki kisi ke naam lene se pehle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola: sahabji sahabji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)