Kela Ktne Ka H?

Sheikh;Kela Ktne Ka H?
Dkandar 5 Rupay Ka
Shekh;2 Rupay Ka Dena H?
Dukndr;2 Rupay M To Chilka MilyGa,
Shekh;Ye Lo 3Rupay Chilka Utar Lo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1274 views
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