Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

Aik Pathan Pakistan Ka Flag Lene Aik Shop Par Gaya Usne Dukandar Se Kaha Ke Pakistan Ka Flag Dikhao…

Dukandar Ne Flag Dikhaya
To Pathan Ne Aik Aisi Baat Ki
Jisse Dukandar Ko Gussa Aagaya…

Guess Pathan Ne Kya Kaha Hoga??

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Pathan Said:
Yaara Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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