Phatan in bus

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun
He?
Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1649 views
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