Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun
He?
Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1668 views

Pappu To Customer Care

Pappu To Customer Care Executive: Sir meri bakri sim kha kar bhag gayi hai…….

Executive: Toh mein kya karu….
Pappu: Dekho kahin roming mein toh nahi chali gayi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A room with double bed

Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are
alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the
silence from the other bed

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

My heart

Girl:- My heart like a mobile in that u r a sim
card.
Boy:- I m very happy.
Girl:- Don’t be too happy
if I get a new offer I will change the sim card

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek American Aur Ek Indian

1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,

Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
.
Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
.
Pehla bite; papa khatti,
.
Dusra bite; papa mitthe
.
Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
.
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Papa ” tatti”………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Promise Karo

GirlFrind
Promise Karo K Mujhe Kbhi Tuch oR Kis K Liye Majboor Nhi Kro gy

BoyFrind
Behn Phir Tu Ghar Ja
Meri bi Namaz ka waqt ho raha hy...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)