1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 832 views

dulha kamray main atay huway

Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,
Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…
MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi:-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ant and Elephant

An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.

After the first night of honeymoon, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.

"It's so bad.," said the ant, "One night of emotions, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

Larki: itni der Q?

LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Modern Boy Friend

Aaj Apni Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua,

Ki Rajma Chawal Achhe Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)