Ye Suit Kitne Ka
Larki: Dukhandar se ye suit kitne ka hai?
Dukhandar: 1500 ka
Larki: Uff aur wo wala
Dukhandar: Do dafa Uff
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 538 views
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
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Very Very Very Good
Intelligent Hoo
Kaal A-B-C-D Seekehngay.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 DiN Bemari Ny Doulat sy Kaha:
tum Kitni KhushNaseeb Ho Hr Koi tume Pany ki Koshish Krta Hai.
Åur Me Kitni BadNseb, k Hr Shaks Mujse Door Bhagta Hai
DOLAT BOLI:
KhushNaseeb to tum Ho Jise Pa kr Log Apny KHUDA ko yad Karty Hen,
Åur BadNaseeb to Me Hon Jisy Pa kr Aksr Log KHUDA ko Bhool Jaty Hen.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Faqeer 2 Lady:
Khuda K Naam Pe Baji Mujhay 10 Rupay De Do
Warna Mujhay 1 Aisa Khofnaak Kaam Karna Paray Ga
Jis K Khayaal Se Hi Meri Rooh Kanp Jati Hai
Or Mere Rongtay Kharay Ho Jatay Hain
Lady Khofzada Ho K 10 Rupay Deti Hai
Or Dartay Dartay Poochti Hai Kon Sa Kaam Baba?
Faqeer: Mehnat Mazdoori.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan raste se guzar raha tha
Osne rash laga dekha poocha kia hoa
Aadmi : Bachi gatar mein gir geyi
Pathan : Shukar hai gatar ka dhakan khula tha Warna bachi ka dum ghut jata
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