Chaaro Makaan Teri Mohabbat Me Haar K, Ab Walk Kar Rahe Hain Gireyban Phar K, Biryani Kis Tarha Se Pakey Gi Main Kia Kahon, Daaman Me Chaar Kaddoo Hain Woh Bhi Udhaar K.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1131 views

Boy. I love you

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort
larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm
kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tala ka maamla

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.



Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

1 sardar had a hole in his umbrella.

1 sardar had a hole in his umbrella.

someone asked why there is hole in your umbrella.

Sardar replied, How will i get to know that rain is stopped.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: I hav read in newspaper

Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives.

Husband: May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,

Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha

Santa: Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)