Pathan

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 805 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne

Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne Bade Hi Romantic Andaaj Se Dulhan Ko Bola.

Dulha: “May I Kiss You Darling ?”
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli: “Hamne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Ho Ji“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
WO KON C UNGLI HAI

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES

2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES

1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne k lye neche utra khudkush damakha me mara gya

1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani me apna aks dekh hi raha tha k na maloom afraad ne firing kr k halak kr dia

kachwa or khargosh ne race shuru ki, khrgosh k sotay hi kachwy ne uska Mobile chura lia

Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gun point pe us se sb kuch le gya…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Prito “Ek wari

Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi

Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito: “Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 mai se 2 minus krdo

Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
kanjoosi package

Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.

You can enjoy saving of sMs.

Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.

by lescol (few years ago!)
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2-thappad laga diya...

Socho kyon..?

PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speedsy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side walyboard pe likha hy:YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A man's car stalled

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.

The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota

Tootay howay dil sy piyaar

Suhaag Raat

Shohar Biwi se:

Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Kal Fir ek Ladki

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori G..

A farmer near a field

Malik. and Noker

Translation In Hindi In Papp..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook