Pathan

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 822 views
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