Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 911 views

Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird

Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya he.
Banta -Tuje kaise pata?

Snta-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha he..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Director to actress

Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega
...
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nirmal Baba Dukhi Hokar Shiv Ji Ke Pas Gay

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao. Kripa aani suru ho jyegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by @irha@ (few years ago!)