Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
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Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia

Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

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