Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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Miss. So sweet.
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Pathan:
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Tring Tring Tring.
Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
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