Seedhi Baat No Bakwas
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views
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