Sleeping Improves General Knowledge
Teacher To Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine?
Student: What Sir?
Teacher:Yes Correct
It's James Watt.
Moral: Sleeping Improves Your General Knowledge. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 526 views
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