Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
Miss:
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?
Kid:
Miss Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain...:-)
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