An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views

Mom-Batti jala k

Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey????





Pathan: Mom-Batti jala k.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardar went to toilet

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

5% People On SKyPe Says

5% People On SKyPe Says ' Hi How R u ? '

and The Remaining 95% Say :

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Helloooo, Meri Awaaaz Arahi hai !! xD

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 peepal ke darakhton

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)