Nokrani Maalkin apki purani
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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