Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye
Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya
BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do
Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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Santa runs in 2 Banta's house and shouts 2 him....
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN UR CAR!"
BANTA SAYS "DID U C WHO DID IT?"
SANTA SAYS "NO BUT I NOTED THE REGISTRATION NUMBER!!
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Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,
SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?
Sardar:
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While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He
While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He Told The Driver Of His Limo That He Has The Sudden Urge To Drive. The Driver Was A Good Catholic Man, And Would Not Ever Dream Of Questioning The Popes Authority. So The Pope Sat At The Wheel, While His Driver Got In The Back. They Were Traveling Down The Road Doing Between 70 And 80 Mph, When A Policeman Happened To See Them.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota. Sunder Banna Hai To Khoob Rootho,
Because.
Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.
Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.
Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Husband: Aise jaise Bhagwan Vishnu shesh naag ki Godh mein lete hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
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1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)