As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

"Mommy, where's my booger?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views

Agar Tum Na Hote, Agar Tum Na Hot

Ek Gareeb Aashiq Ki Apni Premika Pe Likhi Gayi Ek Shayari

Main Aur Meri Tanhayi Aksar Ye Baatein Karte Hai,

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota,
Aur Agar,

Tum Na Hoti To Mere Pass Paisa Hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Once a Pathan was Asked:

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"..
Khan Sahab Replied:...."Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jeet K B Haar Gaya

Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro

Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO

Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai

Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)