Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga
Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?
Beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.
Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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