Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 783 views

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BSNL ka network

BSNL ka network
AIRTEL ka balance aur
FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka...
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Kuch pata nhi kab kaha udd jaye :D
To Bach ke Zara Boys..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher : Tell Me One Example

Teacher : Tell Me One Example
Of Active Voice And Passive Voice

Santa :
Active voice)
bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par
jaate hai to haadse hote hai….

Passive voice)
sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso
se hi bacche hote hai …!! :D :p

Jisko Samza Like Karo
Baki English K Classes Lagao :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan

Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
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Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Aur Pathan Mein Koi Farak Nahi

Ek Baar Santa Highway Pe Khada Lift Mang Raha Tha To Ek

Pathan Ne Usko Lift De Di

Thodi Der Bad Santa Ne Pathan Se Pucha.

Santa: “Tum Bike Itni Tez Kyu Chala Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yeh Letter Bahut Urgent Dena Hai”

Santa: “Kaha Dena Hai?”

Pathan: “Abhi Address Padne Ka Time Nahi Hai”

Santa: “Ohh Achha, Fir To Bike Aur Tez Chalao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)