Boy kissed her girlfriend
Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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