Boy n Girl in a HOTEL

Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
Boy: I Love U
Girl: I dont Love U
Boy: Think again?
Girl: I told u No
Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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