Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
Boy: I Love U
Girl: I dont Love U
Boy: Think again?
Girl: I told u No
Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views

wHICH COMPUTER DO U HAVE

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P'

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?

Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?

Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trouble sleeping

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists
office. "What seems to be the problem?" the
doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might
be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise
you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all
night?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab Dekho tab

kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)